I have a lot of excuses as to why I haven't been writing about enlightening subjects as I initially promised to. Truth is, I've just been really lazy lately. I do plan on pursuing my goals with this blog, and hope some of you stick around to see what I have to offer. For now, though, here are some (maybe hilarious?) excuses as to why I've been slacking:
"A goddamn pteranadon flew into my room!"
"My socks don't match and the different colours are disorienting my eyesight!"
"I have a q-tip in my ear!"
"Because when I woke up this morning I felt like a blobfish!"
"A vampire bat got a hold of my big toe and just wouldn't let go!"
FYI: I actually said all of these to people this past weekend.
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